“Hey Brian?”
“Yes, Cassandra?”
“Last year Kevin hit me.”
“Did it happen today?”
“No.”
“Then Cassandra, if it didn’t happen just now you don’t need to tell me about it!”
That’s a pretty standard conversation with Cassandra, a self-proclaimed “little girl” (usually to the end that she solicits my help building LEGO structures that she could very readily make herself), and [...]